Family gathering can be fun,but they can also be very tedious and nerve wrecking.Specially if like me you single and have no intentions of changing that any time soon or ever.SO when you find yourself in these uncomfortable interrogation sessions lead by question “Why are you still single” feel free to borrow these answers that may or may not help subdue you interrogators.
- I don’t like people ( be sure to add that you not into bestiality or any other weird things)
2. Referre to Kevin’s video
3. I just don’t want to.
4. I’m not single, i’m in a relationship with the rock.He just doesn’t know it yet.
5. Haven’t you heard,the Zombie apocalyptic is upon us. I’m looking for a team not a husband.
6.*Drop what you doing and walk away while doing jazz hands*
And if they keep coming back for a legitimate answer that you don’t feel like giving them.I propose a game of hide and seek.